Hell Froze OVER

 Ever hear the expression when hell freezes over and Santan turn blue or how about its as cold as a witches tit. While that is how it was to day without the wind chill it was -30 with the wind chill it it was -41 my car almost didn't start today because it was so cold and it had been plugged in except at work were I forgot to plug it in so I almost got stuck at work.

 Tomorrow its supposed to be -39 without the wind chill and with it -50.

 I hate winter every year I say I am going to move some place warm and every year I haven't to face another winter.

 Next winter for sure I am going to move somewhere warm.

 It was so cold that my dog wouldn't go outside to the bathroom.

 It was so cold that at work everyone was wearing their jackets, gloves and blankets and this is supposed to be an inside job.

  I couldn't feel my toes and my hands were turning purple.

 It are days like that when I wish that I could stay in my nice warm house

 But like today I am going to have to fight the cold to go to work and its going to be really, really cold.

  I am going to have to remember my plug so I can plug in my car or I am really going to be stuck at work.

 Which is a very, very bad thing. that is if I can even make it to work at all.

 My sister who has a jeep barely made it around the city today and I have a pontic sunfire which if a jeep can't get around the city what hope do I have.

 I have a snowballs chance in hell.